Goodbye Warren

April 21, 2007

I used to feel it was so easy to get overwhelmed by all the praises I got for my guitar-playing…..and then a few days back I discovered the magic of Warren.

Warren Mendonsa at the young age of 25 has truly touched me emotionally, with his Vai and Satch remniscent music. The ex guitarist of Mumbai based band ‘Zero’, Warren has supposedly moved out to Auckland. A few days ago, I by chance stumbled upon this site online that had his new solo album available for free download (his official site for the album) titled Night in Shining Karma

Neat site layout, with a online streamer and tidbits about the concept, his gears, etc. sprinkled around - the main focus of the site is undoubtedly the mellow and heart-warming music churned out by this wizard.

Starting off with a mellow and Floydish ‘Incense’, Warren sets the mood for the journey into his heart with much elan. If you`re travelling, I`d suggest ‘Soar the Sky’ - makes me feel like this is the very track I’d want to hear when I’m driving my vehicle on a rainy day through some serene ghats…forgetting the world outside.

2 of my personal favorites have been ‘Anuva’s Sky’ & ‘Bombay Rain’. ‘Anuva’s Sky’ supposedly is dedicated to his lady love and the composition says it all - you can feel his emotions in this track - they stand out clearly. ‘Bombay Rain’ is one more track that shows off Warren’s emotional music quotient in abundance. He makes the Strat cry, moan and at other times let out a crunchy tone rummaging thru the fast "Cats & The Fiddle" track.

Definitely a "dekho" is "Blue for Gary" for all those quintessential blues junkies.

P.S: If you liked his music, please make sure to donate generously through the site

Hail Warren! We are not worthy! *BOWS*

Loo’s line is it anyway?

April 19, 2006

“Idle mind is devil’s workshop”, they said. True in my case, I guess, as I tread towards the place least expected to apply my concepts on consumer behaviour.

It is a part of office life to visit the loo everyday – most people do! But then how many of us do realize that there is a trend in our reactions, a specific sub-conscious direction that we tend to follow when we push that door open to enter…

I happened to notice this when I realized that I had a tendency to constantly visit a particular loo-compartment almost every time I went through the routine. That was ‘my’ compartment – there was this belonging I felt when I entered that area; a kind of feeling that makes you feel at home…

I decided to intentionally drag myself once, to another compartment to understand if it was just plain inertia, or a bunch of signals my brain sent across, when I pushed that big door open. No! Things seemed different. You suddenly feel you are in one of those simulated environments and suddenly they changed the landscape!

A logical question that came to my mind was “Am I just reading more into things?” – the answer came when I started noticing some regulars at the loo follow a similar practice. Each one of them had their own favorite compartment, which they would go to blindly, if they did have a choice.

The bigger issue I can smell out of the loo-exercise is the familiarity that our brain develops to landscapes, abstract items, objects that actually never consciously attract any customer preference…

Well this article has a two-pronged approach – (a) my logic relating the human mind and the land and the environment, and the bigger issue related to more of deciding on the perfect landscape / environment for the marketers.

This article deals with the former.

Loo-compartments and the case of the subconscious sense of belonging

The first thought that came to my mind also led me to try to understand more about the so called “regulars”. Afterall, if I wanted to draw any correlation between their thinking and their habits, I would need to know more about them in the first place!

Before we start off on this bizarre journey into my idle mind, let’s get the loo-geography into place, so that our minds can talk on the same levels.

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The first person (henceforth A) was typically a shy person at work, not the kinds who would be boisterous and loud and make his presence felt on the floor. A bit low on confidence at times, but a decent worker nevertheless. Loo compartment preferred – 1. Second preference – 2.

The second person I studied – loud, laughing, making jokes – a person who tried to look macho, and tried to make himself heard all around the office floor. Preferred compartment – 3.

If you notice carefully, you’d realize that there is a peculiar pattern in the way we decide where we want to go, once we push open the door. The guy in the center would use the center compartment even if all others were vacant. At the same time, there are the “busy” ones, who would prefer compartment 4 or 5, mainly because maybe their mind triggered signals – “its Personal, and also closer to the door – go for it!”

Reasons may also depend on the kind of tool the person owns – feeling shy and secretive is so often seen in public urinals, where while some just don’t care if the gay guy next doors peeks, some try to cover and get as much privacy as possible.

I also decided to accept that in addition to some mental reservations for their preferred compartments, the users certainly are also guided by inertia and are habitual users of their zones – much akin to what we do when we enter the store….you enter a supermart looking for a toothpaste – how else do you think that red pack of Colgate locks automatically to your focal radar?

What I seek to project through this article is that perhaps the human mind makes a preference map even for those things where preference ideally wouldn’t matter consciously – you don’t wish everyday that Ramu brings the milk, but one day when a stranger arrives in the morning, you do feel that “change” in the routine, no matter how sleepily shut your eyes are!

Generally marketing theory has always assumed that consumers would have a preference map in their mind that would lead them to ask specifically for Brand A, when the market would have hundreds of “me-toos”. My theory just tries to extend the theory to claim that the preference map always exists – consciously for some items, subconsciously for others. The subconsciously triggered ones almost always happen as a ritual with the person not even realizing that he is doing such a thing.

However there needs to be some starting trigger that would have led to creating the first prints of such a preference map in his/her minds – which may be both internal or extraneous to the user.

I used the innermost compartment because I am not proud of my tool….or maybe its just that the initial times when I came to this place, that was the only compartment available to me – a sort of habit that forms, and continues. Or maybe its just that there is some issue, such as cleaner bowls, proper water-flow etc., that led to the initial decision making process.

Similar issues extend to what continues in Part 2 of this article, where we actually flush out the loo-tales and get down to business!

(to be continued…)

Oye Russel!

February 27, 2006

You know I was at this store when I happened to accidentally stamp the foot of a hot chic. Yeah I know I lost my chances right there - I swear I tried to look cute and said “Solly”! She gave me a blank look and moved away….

Solly! Well thts like the “cute guy’s” version of Sorry, or rather the formal “I apologize” or “Forgive me”.

Allen Solly! - “The apologetic garment makers”

“Oh your shirt lost color? Oh we can’t get give you a refund - We`re Allen Solly abt it Sir!”

Did you ever go to one of those factory outlets which talk things like “You can hardly make out the defects”? What they actually mean is “Hey dude! Under those dim lights of our old warehouse, you wont be able to notice that huge hole in the shirt pocket - u`ll think its a design”

Now do you realise why they have those “No refunds/exchanges” printed in BOLD on the shopping bags they give along?

You know for some reason, a friend of mine named me “Vinter Bear” (My name is Vinit - u get the connection, right?) - “its Vinter with a V”! That was to be my tagline!

Yeah it gets funny with girls, u know. And the worst part of it all, is that guys think from their dicks! So I was like, maybe she really likes me, and finds me cute! I used to imagine myself as a Vinter Bear, a cute little strong bear who had this dreamy snow flakes magically falling everywhere I went…. I later discovered the dandruff flakes when I reached home and checked the mirror…

You know I was talking funny to this friend, and she was like “Have you been watching too much of Russel Peters oflate?”

Oh Cmon gurl! I know I descend from apes, but I dont copy! I`m being myself!!! Afterall, what do u mean by watching “too much of Russel Peters”? He has just 2 videos available on the net! We Indians dont pay to get an Original DVD print! We Indians download it on our snail-connections! It look me 2 whole months to get those 2 videos of Russel Peters!

Talking about copying stuph, you know how its an entirely different concept in the military?

“Sergeant, do you copy?”

“What Sir?”

“Sergeant! I said “DO U COPY?????”

“Y-yy-es-ss Sir…”

“Ok John, chuck him out - we found 2 identical answer sheets!”

“Ok Sarge… now you are grounded!”

You know what’s funny about these military punishments you get to see on TV?

They ask you to lift that heavy rifle and run around the ground in circles - you get those strong forearms, you know….

And then you never end up getting the chics - coz all of them think u are a loser, a wanker who had nothing to do except u know….spank the monkey - that explains your forearms!

You know once I happened to use the term “Spank the rabbit” and a friend of mine immediately corrected me - “Dude! Its called Spank the Monkey, not Rabbit”!

Oh cmon! What’s the difference? Its an animal after all! I always got mixed up with my animals since childhood - i never got them right, though my mom tried a lot. I never understood why I needed to learn them! Animals never get lessons in “Names of Animals” in kindergarten! No one teaches them “Look dear, this is a rabbit - you eat it. This is a cheetah - keep away”

They have their own sense! If they think they can kill it, they will! Why do I have to learn animals in school? I can go to a zoo and check the names on the board outside the cage!

Well there’s one thing I love about animals - they dont distinguish.

“If you can get it, you can eat it” …. well yeah, else you can hump it too!

Yeah talking about humping, animals are pretty cool in their mating philosophy! If u can get the bitch, you can hump her! Well that’s not the same case with humans, u know - you see this chick and u lose it!

Is my hair looking good? Am i smelling nice? Howz my breath? - For animals, its nothing! Even a bald eagle gets to mate!!!

Its times like those, when I feel I could be non-human! Ok i dont mean “in-humane” ok? Thts an entirely different thing…

You know most of us have been inhumane at some time of our life - at work, at home, on the streets…. I remember this gurl standing on the street when a pesky beggar kid came to her. She went like “Go home!” Oh cmon darling! U cant say that to him! That’s his home! He stays on the road! You cant ask a beggar kid on the street to “go HOME”!

You`re the one in the wrong! You are on his property! Trespassing bitch! All he is doing is collecting a toll tax to allow you in his home! I`m warning you - be nice to beggar kids ok? Otherwise….. “Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad!”